Oreo Kidding?

Actual conversation with my new 4 year old (if you know her, you'll be nodding throughout)

aba- Momma, I want a snack.

me- what do you want?

aba-a cookie, the circle ones that have the letters o-r-e-o on it.

me-o.k.

aba- no, o-r-e-o

me- yes, yes, babe, I was kidding, yes, oreoes.

*I hand her a couple of oreoes and leave the bag out*

aba-momma? I need milk to eat my cookies.

me- you want juice instead? We ran out of milk this morning.

aba- No (looking at me confused). Look at the directions. See?

me- directions?

aba- the big cookie is making a big splash with milk. I need some milk.

me- babe, you'll have to make the cookie make a big splash with juice because we have no milk.

aba- oh. but juice is not in the directions.

me- I have graham crackers.....you want graham crackers?

aba- yes (as she hands me the untouched oreoes)

me- here you go (handing her the graham crackers)

aba- can you get me the box? with the directions.