Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Oompa Loompa's Pyramid

Ever since I started at G spot (a mere week ago), I have taken this new view on the food groups. Incredible how I have been able to incorporate chocolate in them all throughout my day. I work a couple of evenings a week (I started a freakin' week ago). I have managed to taste many flavors and to take home the fruit that they will discard.

It's not just me, but Athena has had a chocolate covered strawberry for breakfast everyday this week. What sort of chocolate elitist am I raising here? *sigh*

My pyramid looks a little something like this.......

Protein-Macadamia Mosaic, and Almond Bark
Dairy-Caramel Embrace (and it sure does feel like a hug)
Vegetable-Pumpkin spice Truffles
Fruit-Chocolate dipped Strawberries, Key lime truffle, mixed berry basket, and glazed apricots.

I *think* the top of the pyramid says Fats, Oils, and Sweets, Don't Spare Usage.

Lord, please let me tire of chocolate soon.

If not, there will be a spare tire embracing my middle.

Please?

Pretty Please?

With a Cherry Cordial on top?

8 comments:

Carrie said...

Good luck with that! I've already told you about my bakery employment debacle...

Mrs. Jelly Belly said...

I love your pyramid - it looks like you've got all the basic food groups covered. It works for me!

I actually love Godiva's sugar-free chocolate. That's good stuff!

Jelly said...

I am jealous of your diet. What category does a champagne truffle fall into on that pyramid?

Mimi said...

Heavens to murgatroid, I would never make it out of there alive.

Does their insurance plan cover employees who put themselves into a sugar coma?

Rachel said...

Oooo. Lovely. What category does Girl Scout cookies fall into? That would be my biggest chunk of the pyramid.

Threeboys1mommy said...

I'm still waiting for that box that I was supposed to win fair and square ;-)

nikkicrumpet said...

HAH...I feel your pain....as I'm sitting here sucking down one of those YUMMY truffles you sent me. YEAH I ain't sharing...but they seem to be disappearing really fast....HUH??? did I really eat that many already!!!

Aubrey said...

You can always ship it my way! LOL