Monday, July 19, 2010

Bag o' laughs

A conversation between Athena (4) and Michael (37) after Michael gets out of bath.

Athena-daddy, whats that?

Michael-my penis.

Athena-no, no, behind your penis?

Michael-my scrotum.

Athena-what is inside your scrotum?

Michael-my testicles?

Athena-what are tentacles?

Michael-No, testicles.

Athena- (grimacing) Does it hurt?

Michael-No, it doesn't hurt.

Athena-daddy!!! why do you have hair on your tentacle bag?

I just laughed and walked out and let him handle the rest.


Ape said...

You *will* be letting Abba read this blog in about 10 years, yes? lol

Domestic Goddess..Diva sometimes said...

LOL Ahh I remember those conversations. I remember when she was maybe 2 or 3 and curt hit his tentacles (lol) and said ow my nut. Well Samantha started holding her imaginary tentacles and kept saying "ow, my nut! my nuts!" lmao Thank God she didn't repeat that in preschool the next morning. ;) Ahh kids!

Caty said...

Love the picture you found to go with your story. ♥

SarahIsabel said...

Yeah, 'my nuts hurt' is a frequent complaint whenever Rose gets bumped around a bit. I'm sure she'll figure it out eventually...

Cindy said...

what a patient and calm daddy...not like ours over here where I hear Cindy (screaming) from across the room...stone cold white after Juliana wanted to know "what's that?" (penis)...good job Michael!!

Lana D said...

yeah, Leo bellows for Lana to scram, when he only need cover the package with a small washcloth

Hotcakes said...

hahha cute